Well folks, I’ve been having gastrointestinal/hormonal/who-the-fuck-knows issues for a couple of weeks now. Was it the Jenny Craig? Was the alcohol I haven’t drank in two months actually an integral part of my nutritional structure & I just didn’t realize it? Am I finally at that beautiful point in my overall cycle of life where my dwindling supply of estrogen has gone bugfuck crazy & I’m ready to embrace the Dark Goddess? All of the above?